The Saint's Life in Captivity (ongoing)

I became a saint, only to find myself held captive. But wait, this captivity isn't what I expected. Instead of suffering, I'm living the ultimate 'slacker' life! Between the overprotective guards and the complex political games of the church, I just want a peaceful life. This is the story of a saint navigating a bizarre, comfortable imprisonment while the world outside is in chaos, searching for her.